1*****2*****3*****4 pops up on lotto

3 of my fing numbers did dozy buy a ticket nope aghhhhh

 

Sort your big face out Jono

 

The lotterys a ****ing even bigger joke now.

 

Three of your numbers Jonno? Fs mate, that's ten pounds you could have won.

 

I'm guessing his numbers are 1-2-3-4-5 &6 lucky stars 7-8

 

Ever took a **** in a newspaper and posted it through someones door?

 

You'd be wrong - Jonno can only count up to 5 ( he's recently increased his 'range' by including his thumb ).

 

And yet he still has more wit and wisdom in his deranged mind than you will ever be capable of.

 

* of which you will be capable.
... so that means he's more literate than you!

 

whats after 4 lol

 

Ask Gambol

 

6

 

Well done Gambol. 6, indeed is after 4. Unfortunately, because that fact is true - rather like all my posts, it's not funny.*
* I have a disclaimer in my signature.

 

Well, that's me telt.

 

Another [unfunny] true fact is that about 10,000 people, each week select 1,2,3,4,5,& 6 as their Lotto numbers. Even if these numbers 'came up', the winnings wouldn't amount to more than about £300.
You'd be better off having a lucky dip - but you would need to remember what numbers you've chosen -( if you've forgotten where you put your ticket ) --- now we're getting to the point of why these people, with the memory span of a gold fish, choose numbers 1 to 6.

 

....and how's the food?

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