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  1. AsprillasFurCoat

    AsprillasFurCoat Member

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    ...that the Newcastle players / manager / owner did what they did, and you saw them in the street, what would you think they did?

    Pardew - middle manager in used car sales (whenever he sees a lone lady on the forecourt: ''Stay where you are lads, this ones mine..''
    Williamson - accountant
    Sol - Bouncer
    Colo - waiter in a restraunt, winking suggestively at the ladies whilst weilding his enormous pepper mill
    Ranger - member of JLS or Diversity
    Carroll - barman in a chain pub
    Tiote - Commando
    Barton (with the tash) - Dodgy salesman
    Alan Smith - youngest lad on the bin lorry who's always grumpy coz he's the butt of all the older binmens jokes
    Raylor and Nolan - brickies or window fitters
    Jose - porn star
    Jonas - Joses' fluffer
    Perch - dunno, but looks like a coloured in version of that paralysed bloke in Emmerdale
    Harps - dealer
    Cashley - taxi cab driver
    and so on....
     
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  2. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    I've always seen Nolan as more of a joiner type
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    Pardew looks like a mortgage advisor
    Willo would be an electrician
    Harper would be a delivery bloke
    Krul would be part time receptionist at a sports college
    Shola would be on the dole
    Guthrie would be a customer service advisor
    Xisco would be a gay nightclub dancer
    Best would be an MC/rapper
    Lovenkrands would be waiter on a DFDS ferry
    Jonas would be a leather trader
    Derek Llambias would be a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman
     
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  4. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Best is Drake
     
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  5. skalpel

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    <laugh> this is so true
     
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  6. Vuckic's Faces

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    Derek Llambias will be in for the Harry Potter job.
     
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  7. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Shola on the Dole haha
     
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  8. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Tiote- God
     
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  9. spiritofsirbobbyrobson

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    Perch- that's class mate, but sometimes he plays like the paralysed bloke in Emmerdale
     
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  10. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Sol Campbell- pie eating contest champion.
     
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    lol!
     
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  12. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Tiote-anything he wants to be i'm not gonna argue with him
     
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  13. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    surely that's ashleys mantle
     
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  14. iToons

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    Danny Guthire - A matt damon stunt double.
     
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  15. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    A wise choice sir, a wise choice indeed, I heard he once bench pressed greys monument.
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    aye and that was from the top
     
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  17. Sultan Of Swing

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    John Carver, former boxer along with Ian Dowie.
     
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  18. Beatski

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    tiote doesnt do pressups, he benches the world
     
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  19. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Ian dowie actor

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  20. Ever seen a mackem in Milan

    Ever seen a mackem in Milan Member

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    <laugh>

    I think Williamson looks a bit like one of the detectives in Hot Fuzz but I willl have to do my full list later tonight.

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    The one in the middle.
     
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