tODDLERS TANTRUMS

Now my little one decided to have the biggest tantrum of all the tantrums in a hospital appointment today at st Thomas I'm asking parents on here how do u control your little ones when they throw a wobbly?me I had to hold him tight until he stopped got praised from the doctors so must be doing something right lol

 

Kick his **** in

 

Drag them out kicking and screaming so that everybody stares at you and tut-tuts the whole while thanking God that it is you with the ars*hole kids and not them.

 

Throw a bucket of piss at the offending infant.

 

Ignore them.

 

I hate weans. They're all arseholes.

 

You physically restrained your crying child and the doctor praised you

 

Half cast child

 

Must have been Shipman

Just ignore the wee ****ers and they'll get bored.

 

Listen to this ****

He was camped outside Argos at 7am waiting on it opening just so his son wouldn't scream the house down for UFC2

 

I'd told him I'd pre ordered it and never bothered my hole hence the panic.

 

Years ago, to avoid embarrassment I once took my son (who was in tantrum mode) to the toilets and tanned his arse red.

From then on when he acted up, all I had to do was ask him "Do you want to go to the toilet?". That usually calmed him down.

 

Why would you get embarrassed?

 

Germans don't take kindly to people disciplining kids. Moreso when it comes to smacking their arses (The kids, not the Jerries).

 

I thought you meant embarrassed about the wean playing up.

 

Nah, he's calmed down a bit now so I don't need to tan his arse that often, mind you he is 30.

 

you really are a big rotter aren't you?

 

I like smacking weans about, makes me feel like a big man.

 

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