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    Come on Chaos :)
     
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    Bayern have scored :(
     
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    Meanwhile back at the ranch. <whistle>

    Shelvey has been disappointing save for his first game. Might be that he got caught up with the generally bad team performances when he came but Rafa obviously doesn't seem to fancy him in a scrap.

    Think he will stop if we go down and could star in the Fizzy Pop League.
     
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    The group gathers around the fire ready to burn their latest suspect

    The person brought forward is relieved of an Adament sword the most powerful sword available.

    Alice Munro is tied up and set a blaze and her final words ring out

    My darling witch will avenge me

    BobbyD is dead

    She was having it off with the witch and dies the confused slut she always was.

    Elsewhere

    Hawkeye is sleeping in fact he thinks he is dreaming when alice slips her hand in his trousers while sleeping, however upon ejaculation he realises hes being sucked off by the witch

    He suffered a massive heart attack and died. Rolando aka Hawkeye is dead and his rifle Killdeer passes to gambut.

    The mafia select Swantastic aka Beartrack as their victim of choice he pulls out a tomahawk, however Donko wins the toss and removed his heart.

    The friendly ghost chose not to act

    Merlin chose not to act

    Details of direction choice coming in a jiffy
     
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    Are you watching it live? It's fcking awful - I've seen a replay of that second goal no less than 11 times, plus super-slo-mo's of Lewandowski and Guardiola punching the air. Assuming there are "directors", this bloke/woman wants fcking shooting.
     
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    Terrible game. Doesn't help that every time Atletico are within 5 feet of Bayern they fall over.

    Give me the quality of the Chelsea v Spurs last night every day of the week. That was a proper game, not this crap.
     
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    Refs given Atletico a penalty. Foul was outside the box <laugh>
     
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    Torres missed <doh>
     
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    I want to know who the witch is <laugh>

    Must be ACS?
     
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    Who would target Swantastic? He's new.
     
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    Officiating gets worse by the day. That was a shocking decision.

    Lewandowanowowski missed two absolute sitters. Love that.

    On a serious note, why the fck am I dead?!
     
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