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whats your chat up lines

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ACWORTH2016, Apr 30, 2016.

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh><applause>

    Scan always delivers.
     
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    Patience, May 3, 2016
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Does this hanky smell like chloroform?"
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's a weird chat up line. Do you rape yourself?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 3, 2016
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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    Gambol, May 3, 2016
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Make yourself comfortable on my mates sofa while I slip out of these bogging jeans
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 3, 2016
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl>
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Sorry love the fare is £40...
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Get your coat"
    "Why, have I pulled?"
    "No, but it will give me something to wrap you in"
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Want to go halves on a bastard?
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Let not turn this rape into a murder
     
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  11. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    ...I'm glad to see you ...
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Would you like to play the rape game?"
    "No!"
    "That's the spirit"

    bit of an old gag but seemed to fit the general theme. Naturally I do not condone non-consensual intercourse.
     
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    GroveRanger, May 4, 2016
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That's the spirit! <party> you see what I did there?
     
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