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Woah, I'm Fat Sam, Check Out My Mind Games

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by General Lee Speaking, May 3, 2016.

  1. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Boss Nass is at it again. Is this guy for real? What a colossal bell end.

    ‘You get the foreign coaches coming in, “Woah, I’m a foreign coach, I’ll do two sessions a day”.

    ‘And then three or four months later, he’s got 14 injuries, and I go, “Wow, carry on”.

    ‘Man United, Louis van Gaal - “Woah, two sessions a day, we’ll get them fit”. Ha ha, 14 injuries, ha ha ha. ‘He (Benitez) will probably get more injuries later on. And that’s what happens with them. You do two sessions a day here, for 10 months, and they will all get injured.

    ‘It is proven. It has happened time and time and time again. And everyone goes, “Ooh, wonderful”.’

    Mind games <laugh>
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He'd rather sit at his computa and look at stats. Or think '**** it just hoof the ball up to Defoe. All 5 foot of him'.

    He's never been relegated ya knar.

    Im a mackem outcast cos i dont think SA is the best thing since the invention of the wheel.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    What a knob
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The bloke is a tool. He has always been a tool. He talks utter ****e and plays horrible ****ty football. He is one of the most disliked figures in the game for a reason.

    I still think he has done a solid job there and will keep them up though.

    Personally I'd rather go down than have him back through our doors but it all depends on what you want. I think the majority of fans don't care what they watch in the short term and just want to be in the highest league possible. Eventually though not enjoying your Saturdays kills the passion.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's having a meltdown right now.
    He was moaning about our spending yesterday hahahahaha.
    Seems to not want to stop talking about NUFC...
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    He holds no grudges
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A bit like Steve Bruce with us.
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Stand aside Stephen Hawking, Allardyce is in the house - "if yr players train too much they might gonna get injured innit". Fatty bung man strikes again.

    Somewhat inevitably we get reminded "e's never been relegated y'know". One of football's interminable statistics that will be repeated until it happens, alongside Ian Rush has never scored against Man United (until he did) and we can't win in the capital (until we did).

    Nice devious and ingenious ****-stirring from the tub of lard last week "Palace are gonna be on the pop", no doubt thinking in would incense Palace to rip us apart like a pack of rabid dogs, and cause Benitez to give a Keegan style rant of "I'd just love it if Sunderland went down, I'd LOVE it". Try harder fatty.
     
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    I don't mean to sound harsh, but if Sunderland stay up it's kind of "what's the point?". They'd do so for two reasons - anti-football and Jermain Defoe. Defoe doesn't have much left in him, players don't really want to go to Sunderland, Allardyce is nothing more than a survivalist, it's all a bit pointless. Why stay up if it's another season of struggles? If Watmore does come good, he'll go and quite quickly. Ellis Short isn't hugely interested.

    We've been much like that since Ashley took over, don't get me wrong; we've not been able to attract players thanks to bargain-hunting, we've had the hugely unpleasant Pardew and more-so McLaren in charge, so I know whereof I speak. Several months ago I was excited (relatively) by the thought of going down, because that's our level and the thought of actually competing with a chance to win each match is very appealing - football isn't much more than 90 minutes. There's no point in being in this league to survive. But two things happened - Benitez and Leicester. Now we all want to be in this league, because anything is possible and the morons in charge worked out it's easier to survive if you're aiming for the stars; when you set out to aim for 17th year on year, you only need to miss out by one measly place to go down.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Speak for yourself <laugh> Great man and great manager.
     
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    Amazing Newcastle win a game are at once experts , That obese female has not even gargled yet , and believe me the fact that Comm keeps kissing your backside is in no way going to help your position
     
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    http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/business/business-news/sunderland-afcs-losses-widen-255m-11275553

    Sunderland are failing massively on the financial front too! But I suppose that is Pardew's and Cabaye's fault too. Maybe its because LGV is doing double training sessions or because Simeone is too defensive?

    But in seriousness, this must be quite worrying for the mackems, espeically if they are relegated, I for one would want to see them come back up, but there's potential for them to do a leeds/bolton/wigan
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why dont you come back on our board and kiss Smugs while he's slating me and albert?

    You sack of bones.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Comm and Fredor sitting in a tree...
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'd push the skeleton **** out. Hopefully he lands on his neck.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. How you keeping son?
     
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  19. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    :laugh:

    good mate thanks, lost the faith this season though, convinced we will go down and all this is delaying the inevitable, but obviously still nervous

    day off today and have decided to do some painting to take my mind off everything, says it all lol

    had to be one of us to potentially go down though didnt it, most unpredictable season ever.. yet same as usual for us and yous. bleedin shambles:emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** knars. Its all a shambles.

    Watford. Bournemouth ****ing Bournemouth. Swansea. Palace. Stoke etc. All making us look daft.

    Leicestet winning the league. This is one ****ed up season

    Great for the neautral mind.
     
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