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The Many Ages of Man, and Woman.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Norway

    Norway Well-Known Member

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    No good coming to Norway, the beers far too expensive. The women are quite fit though, one of my mates said that he noticed I wasn't chasing the women any more. I said it's no good they can all run faster than me now mate!
    Any Sunderland supporting Norwegian women out there, who fancies her chances with an old fart, and wouldn't mind moving to Spain please PM me. The weather here is ****!
     
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  2. FlagFlyingHigh

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    <laugh> Bloody hell, think I want to stay this age forever!
     
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  3. Norway

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    "Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

    By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

    By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

    I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."

    "So, what's your point?"

    "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!?"
     
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  4. Disco

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    ****ing uneducated tractor driving twat.
     
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  5. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    By immigrants he means the aborigines, OH THE IRONY!
     
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  6. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Shut the **** up you smelly ****
     
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  7. Disco

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    EDL kick you out for being too ****ing stupid? So you have to spread you idiocy on here? You're a despicable excuse for a human. Dying painfully's too good for you.
     
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  8. Shameless

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    Tell me, have you mastered breathing and walking at the same time yet?
     
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  9. The-Don

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    I dont have anything to do with EDL I just dont like the asians from round where I like driving around with 4 in car getting out when they see a white man and twatting them!

    You people ought to visit communitys with massive culture divide sometime,

    You don't know your born,

    Nobody deserves to die
     
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  10. Disco

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    Grow a pair of bollocks and twat them back you little girl.
     
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  11. jerseymackem

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    <sigh> A great thread ruined by a twat.
     
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  12. Disco

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    Sorry Jersey!
     
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  13. jerseymackem

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bit of a generalisation of Asians there i think.
     
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  15. Shameless

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    This sort of thing might be ok in backwards Dewsbury or on the terraces of Neanderthal Leeds Utd, but not here you sad and limited little man.
     
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  16. Shameless

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    ...
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    way out of order mate, way, way, way out of order
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If only we had a SuperModerator here to sort little ****s like him out <whistle>
     
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  19. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    Oh dear
     
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  20. The-Don

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    Whats wrong with calling them that?
     
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