What the most apocalyptic drinking session you've ever had? William Hague style stories are not allowed. Mine was March 1985. Started a new job just before and hadn't paid enough tax for the year, so got a full rebate. Spent it all on booze the following day. Started drinking at 1200 finished at 0200 when I got thrown out of the Venue - the third time I'd been shown the door that day. To the best of my memory, I had 19 pints, a good few shorts and the obligatory kebab. Also bought one if Glasgow's finest pieces of cuisine en route home - the deep fried pizza. I could tell that something wasn't quite right but I was that pished it took me a while to figure out that the fat from the pizza was congealing around the bottom if my teeth. That wasn't good! The sign of the times was that I was in the pub in Sunday night for a few more. Try that nowadays and I'd have to write the ****ing month off!
When I was about 15 I got so drunk I ended up at Edinburgh Airport with absolutely no idea of how I got there or why.
I once ended up on the Cork-Swansea ferry with 2 mates after a night out. How or why the **** we were even in Ringaskiddy (EDGE will love that) in the first place i still dont know 12 years later.
when i was 16 or 17, new years eve..could barely stand after drinking **** knows how much vodka..decided to kip on my mates bedroom floor using all his clothes for a bed..woke up in the morning with sick covering every item of clothing he owned..he wasn't impressed. neither was his mum who had to wash them all. i haven't drank vodka since.
When I was 16 my works had a Xmas do in the Boardroom, I decided to show everyone what a hard drinking man I was, I tried my hand at Vodka Coke, Straight Whisky, Bacardi, Gin, a few Beers. Within 2 hours I was boaking up in the executive bogs and I then passed out. Someone had to pour me into a works van and drive me home while I was semi conscious. Apart from going to the toilet I never got out of my bed for 3 days.
That just brought back a memory from when I was about that age, falling asleep on my mate's toilet mid-****e and covered in puke. The puke was also all over the floor and a fair bit up one wall.
Probably the time in Malia when I set my hand on fire with flaming Sambuca without realising (and my mate had to point it out), and I cut my leg open when falling over. I ended up with septicaemia, which coupled with the change in pressure on the flight home caused me to hallucinate. Or the time in Kavos when I drank too much Absinthe, which caused me to hallucinate a scenario where my mates were plotting against me and I was being chased by the agents from the Matrix. Fleeing them caused me to badly **** up my ankle, which still hurts me 11 years later. Great days
Was so drunk one night I kept hearing these girls banging on my hotel door for ****ing hours..... I had to get up and let them out in the end please log in to view this image
Can't put my finger on when I was the drunkest. Think the longest I've went on the booze has been about 3 or 4 days with no sleep. A weird "what's goin on" day followed it, then the hangover kicked in 2 days after. Horrible. Have been in some nasty shapes. Was working just outside Miami a few years back and decided to go with some workmates on a weekend away down to Key West. Boarded the bus around 3pm with a case of 24 beer. A lot of them seemed quite amazed at the ammount of booze I was planning to put away. I tried to explain that they were only "stumpy" tins but they didn't get it. Got down to the Keys around 8pm, got a wash, changed and then out on the lash. Kept on boozing till the next day and then me and 2 mates went and rented out a wee golf cart for sightseeing. The ol doll was a bit wary as we were getting on like idiots, but she handed over the keys and we went out on the rip. Took it in turns to drive about the streets, there was not a lot of traffic but were that hammered we werent paying antention to any traffic lights, stop signs etc. Got a bit off the main streets and ended up driving into a ghetto. There was us 3 white boys in a golf cart driving past a liquor store with maybe 30 black dudes sitting out the front. If we tried to even make a getaway they could have just walked to catch up with us. The fellas came over to our cart and we thought we were in the ****, but they were alright. Sat and talked away to them for a bit as they took the piss out of the size of the wheels on the cart. Drove it back up to our motel and went out on the town. Bit of a blur after that but remember being in a bar were an impromtu strip competition started out between these 4 girls. Thre were up for teasing the crowd, 1 just got everything off in the 1st go. Such a session, but a stinking hangover the next few days.
