The North London Power-Shift

I have never disliked Pixie, even with some of my more vicious comments, and now legendary putdowns, I have al ways maintained my cool.

Pixie has lost it big-time on several occasions, but I have never really pushed home my advantage to the point of totally humiliating him. That would be wrong. Everyone remembers my classic masturbating-monkey jibe - indeed, it will undoubtedly go down in this site's folklore - but I used it to do nothing more than neatly expose Pixie's intellectual shortcomings; I could have gone further and completely destroyed the poor fellow, but I didn't - I never do.

My many parodying dialogues that feature Pixie have had posters in stitches, especially the one where I had Pixie appearing on Question Time with David Dimbleby, but I have never over-stepped the mark with them. I think even Pixie, himself, will have chuckled at the many times I have stripped him bare, laying aside the asinine sneers and oafish arrogance. I'm sure that he'd be the first the thank me for putting him back in his box on those many occasions when he's let himself down by "giving it large" unnecessarily.

Pixie is definitely my favourite wum victim... and I say that in the most sincerest manner and with all due humility.

 

Wow, that's some rant ! I can see how much I've got to you when you've taken the time to write that essay instead of watching your team play

 

I am covering the game with 5 different pieces of technology, Pixie.

 

What about when you lost it and threatened to call the Police ?

 

Spurs are dirty ****s

As much as I suspect Leicester are druggy cheats, today's been disgraceful from Spurs. Glad they won't win the title.

 

What happened there then Piskie mate?

 

You wrote that while your team were bottling their biggest game in over 50 years? Hardcore!

 

HIAG wrote a thread on the Spuds board some time ago called 'Arsenal don't appear to be laughing at us anymore'. He got more and more upset as I batted his wums back in his face. I was doing it in good humour, but eventually he totally lost it and had the mother of all meltdowns, claiming he was being bullied and harassed, that I was a cyber-bully and that it was a crime that should be reported to the Police.

It was very embarrassing for HIAG, I really pushed him over the edge. If I'd known he was that much of a pussy I wouldn't have gone a bit easier on him, but as I say I had no idea he would blow his top given how mild the banter was.

 

Did you watch that match?

Not the prettiest you'll ever see us play. We lost it after they scored their first, and I could certainly see where it was headed.

 

I watched the game. Spurs were very good in the first half. The second half was a colossal bottle job. Very naive management.

 

Massive bottle job and dumb tactics from Pooch. Utd will be having second thoughts about taking him on at Old Trafford after that shower of ****e.

 

I said on our match thread that Poch has to urgently sort out our severe lack of discipline. We've got second still to play for, for which we have to win at least one of our remaining two games. We're now going to be without three key players for those two matches.

Dembele, like Alli before him, has acted like a complete twat! They both need to be reigned in and reminded that they are professionals playing for the good of the team of the whole season.

 

We've got to make sure that we don't bottle 2nd, eh, Pixie?

 

Do you think that you might bottle 2nd as well ?

 

Walker and Lamela are ****s too. The FA should take action against them for kicking players off the ball and stamping on players hands. I know you bottled your biggest game for 50 years, but that's no excuse for the disgraceful behaviour from your players.

 

So, St. Tots day could possibly still happen.. technically.

 

With Alli, Dembele and Alderweireld all missing, we're certainly not making it easy for ourselves.

 

Surely they won't bottle that too ?! They seem to have imploded though and completely lost their discipline. If we can win at City, then we have Villa at home and the Spuds still need to go to Newcastle who could be fighting for their lives.

 

Do you think Walker and Lamela should receive bans for their kicks and stamps too ?

 

For all their bluster and bravado, if they actually manage to slip below Arsenal... well, that'd be a huge bottle job.