The North London Power-Shift

Love the way that HIAGs wum threads about Arsenal, always end up with the spuds getting their frilly knickers in a right old twist

 

My cock is still bigger than yours G4e. Quit with these small baseless victories.

Only way yours will be bigger than mine is if you attach Piskie to the end of yours.

 

But then, you'd be all bell-end and no shaft, Spurlock!

 

proper homo in ere, not that thats a bad thing, just saying

 

I doubt you can tell how big yours is as you have it shoved up Hiag's arse .

 

Can you (and others) tell how big yours is, when you're half hanging out of PIXIEs' arse ??

 

Which big words are you struggling with, I'm sure we can help you?

 

I don't hang out of anyone's arse but you Spuds follow Hiag like sheep

 

Christopher Biggins & Louie Spence are camping it up a bit in here I must agree.

 

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Hey ... Lay off the sheep!
Looks like this thread turned into a Trumphandmedown

 

8" when soft.

 

Better my brand of witty banter than the caustic bitch-fests that often cripple other boards though, eh, G4E?

 

Follow HIAG? You mean we are on the same threads, more or less?

 

Nom nom, as they say.

 

True you do have a unique brand of witty banter that not everone gets or enjoys.
as I have said before you are the forum equivalent of Marmite, you are either loved or hated. I like mine with cheese so I like you but it seems to bypass Liverpool fans on mass

 

Nom nom as they say correctly

 

...and plenty of Gooners, too.

I quite like the fact that most Mousers don't get me.

 

Dey do (doh, don't dey doh) .

 

Contrary to what people may think, I like HIAG. It might upset him a little bit to know that, because he sees me as his nemesis. But I only gently mock him because he provides so many opportunities to take the piss with his wums that backfire, predictions that go awry and comments that come back to haunt him. But overall he's harmless and doesn't seem to take it too personally when people rip the piss out of him. I have, however learned to go a bit easier on him these days as I wouldn't want a repeat of that time I pushed him over the edge when he broke down and threatened to call the Police.