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Off Topic New and improved your inventions in four words only!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Apr 24, 2016.

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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Like when somebody introduces me to someone new and I do this.... (the Vic Reeves Hello and wave)

     
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  3. San Diego

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    Yep, use that one too!
     
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    This is funny and I remember it well. The ITV no swearing Robocop, check it....

     
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    Sorry mate, can't do it. I fear it will ruin my memories of that movie.
     
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    Gutted, the best bit was not there in the end, the shoplifter with a shot gun, shouting "why me, why me'' rather than f me ...
     
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    Ok, I know, try this instead. Give me your imventions/gizmo ideas but only in four words.

    For example my gizmo would do or give "UTR's unlimited woman orgy" or "save planet with kebabs"

    Come on, please give it a try, you only have to type four words so you should all enjoy it now!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Taste like it should
     
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    UTR's stop its boring
     
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    Flogging dead horse exit

    <laugh>
     
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    Regrettable drunken incident eraser
     
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    Kiwi, this could actually work!
     
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    Easy holiday shag multiplier
     
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    Well. the new four word format will keep me amused for a couple more pages anyway<diva>
     
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    I will have one of those
     
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    Instant lost money detector
     
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    Freeze dried ice cubes
     
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    Nice one SD and Kiwi, I got two posts so I'm happy now, the thread can RIP.

    Top stuff!
     
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    Instant Kebab now FOC
     
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