Who am I?

Thank you, Ponders.

Monaco

Get it right ****ing up you!!

 

Congratulations on your "win", Ciaran.

 

I'm devastated,Jipp close my account

 

Thank **** I threw in the towel at lunchtime.

 

I wish I ****ing did, now I have no home, no limo driver and no patience(see what I did there?). Anyway, is there any way to put a thread on ignore?

 

The day hasn't been a total wash out. At least we have Venom's 'passion fruit' tweet to cheer us up.

 

Tragic news. The big ****'s locked his twitter account.

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I've not been paying attention about the whole twitter thing, is it really venom?

 

Aye it's him.

 

He's banned me now!!

Virgin ****

 

What happened though, did he leave here because he lost his job or something? He wasn't the worst, I thought he could take a joke like most of us?

 

I heard the polis chapped his door about his browsing history.

@The Prosecco Prince knows because I think it was him who alerted the authorities.

 

Plus chapped his door?

 

I'm going to pull my plonker then read a bit and then get some sleep, all this confuses me











PM me with your dinner menu though , pal

 

fs I enjoyed those last few posts

 

Cheers mate

 

Ponders has ye's jumping through his hoops

 

But he'll refuse to take part in the quiz at 10am...

 

I'll jump right up your hoop you filthy bitch

 

I was born in the USA just after the turn of the 20th century
My mother died before my first birthday, leading to disputes over my religious upbringing
Despite pressure from my studio's bosses, I was allowed to serve and see action during WW2
My nonchalant, easy going demeanour most probably inspired a hugely popular cartoon character

The second of four siblings, I was born in Scotland during the mid 1960s
My father was a violent alcoholic and, depending on his aspirations at the time, would regularly move us around Great Britain
I've made an appearance on The Simpsons, played in Soccer Aid and broken records on Top Gear
Despite being voted one of the UK's 'Nastiest Villains' of all time, I have raised large sums for Spina Bifida, AIDS and women's charities

I was born in Paris during the early 1990s
I attended stage school from a young age, but my first ever professional job proved to be my breakthrough to stardom
I've modelled for Chanel and Burberry and beaten the likes of David Beckham to win style-icon awards
I have championed women's rights in Asia, Africa and South America