True story honest to God. Heard my accent and thought I was a Hun and started talking pish. It was brutal.
My new train feature is an artistic commentary on modern society on the rails. I will not cheapen my work with vulgar sexual harassment of my subjects.
That's a shame. I thought the logical progression for you might be Ben Dover style gonzo porn movies. You proposition young ladies on the London-Norwich line and film yourself pumping them in the toilet.