Off topic

I was just about to ask about UK hols. But you've just told us.

So a week in blackpool or skeggy is a no no then?

 

Only hot hot hot

 

I prefere beach resorts
But been to hisaranou in turkey
Nice resort up the hill away from the beach

 

So where's the hottest place you have been to?

Have you ever used one of them bogs where you have to squat?

You either undress or run the risk of getting chod on your clothes as you try and carefully aim your chocolate starfish at the hole in the floor.

 

Are you actually staying in a hotel or a mexican cave. Why is there no internet?

 

I once went to Turkey many years ago. I hated it. Greek islands for me.

 

Vince, what spf factor skin cream do you start your holidays with typically?

 

Kenya
Yes turkey
Just took my shorts and was left naked
Not a pritty sight but who cares I'm in the bog

 

Well there's no free wi fi
So I won't be paying big dollers for it

 

Certain parts of turkey is fine but I love Greece

 

Usually we are both have a little colour from the last one
So we use maybe 8 to start the go to lower then I use spray fine oil
Our lass just uses oil low factor

 

I'd love to go to Mexico , or anywhere else for that matter , but can't get off the ground without sh:tting my pants .
Flew once , never happen again .
Enjoy the sun and fun .

 

Hawaian tropic so you look like you've been dipped in a chip pan?

 

The wife Usually stick a ambra solar
I'm not bothered
The spray is ambra solar anyway

 

How did you get back?

 

A very, very long bus ride and ripped up my plane ticket .Got to see a lot of Canada that I might not have though .

 

So after you toured Canada you, presumably, swam (or walked) across the Atlantic to get home, then

I'm just guessing, mind

 

I live in Canada

 

You didn't fecking say that, like

 

Where about in Canada do you live?