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Most of them did yeah, they loved it. Mother in law was the only one who didn't. We made mini sausage rolls as well.

 

Although I will try fajitas I'm not realy into them
We have ten ala cart and you book through your hotel rooms concierge
Last year we were at kefalos in kos the food in the hourbour resteraunts were some of the best I've had in Greece
We stayed in tsylvi in Zante
This hotel had a resteraunt attached with biggest and most varied menu I have ever seen
Mediteranian hotel tsylvi
Sadly I think it's al inclusive now

 

crying.

 

I might go to Greece this year, love the food, maybe go to Santorini with the Mrs and see what all the fuss is about.

 

Class. My mate Rebecca is Jewish & she eats ham.

 

Vince. If you took your seat on the plane and some fat stinking mag in a full mag kit sat next to you. Would you.

A. Be polite and try and get on.

B. Call him a stinking horse puncher and tell him to not say a word to you.

C. Get wasted and ignore him.

D. Get wasted and verbally abuse him for the whole journey.

E. Ask to move seats.

 

Most non-orthodox do now mate, they can't resist the bacon.

Typically around 4/5 will eat pork products, and out of them, maybe 1/4 will cook it in their own house. Most Jews who eat it, draw the line at cooking it, so get it from cafe's and restaurants etc.

 

Well gordon
Whilst in Bulgaria 1987
Firstly we were searched at Newcastle airport had our cases opened and inspected and thoroughly searched.
On our return in Bulgaria airport we were taken into a room and interigated by
Airport staff
They were saying we changed money on the beach with Jonny on the black market NOT TRUE
They release my wife and daughter into the departure lounge
Continuing to get no where with me they then released me in to the lounge.
When I met up with my wife and family everyone around was saying HOW MUCH DID YOU GET FINED
I replied nothing the could not break me.
We returned home.

I CHANGED MY MONEY WITH JOE AT THE HOTEL.

 

Well you would answer B and D.

 

My wife would be next to him
I sit near the widow.

 

We used to live at a house that had that number.

 

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Vince. Do you look a shifty character?

 

hope he cleaned the poo out from behind his nails before he went into the kitchen

 

Vince have you ever been tempted to have a lucky dip in the aeroplane bogs sanitary towel bin?

 

Yeh got stopped in gangway before we got on the plane from jamaca
Searched all the wrapped gifts we had bought in the airport shops
Said to him you can keep the wrapping paper and threw it at the desk.
Incedently the young couple who walked throu before me had loads of tabs

 

Naa divent like that

 

does she like a bit of pork Billy?

 

quality

 

Vince. Are you a member of the mile high club?

 

Vince if you could go on a cruise holiday with Comm, how many days would you last before throwing yourself off the side of the boat?