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  1. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Mexico
    I go on Thursday
    I'll probably not be missed but there is no free internet in the hotel.
    So I will be on here very little.
    I will try and conect once or twice
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. Off topic by big vinny.

    I had convinced myself that this was going to be about your sofa finally turning up and you fkund 6 bearded Syrians inside it


    Have a good holiday El Vinnyo. I 'll miss you.
     
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  3. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Cheers mate got ab eta for the sofas 16 may we will be sitting pritty when we get back
     
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    Have a great time Vince. <ok>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Where in Mexico you off to Vincenzo?

    Have you bean before?

    Have you been to Coco Bongo or is that nacho thing?
     
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    Mehico eh, lucky ****a, enjoy :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  7. Commachio

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    <laugh>. Thats like one of my posts. Full of random questions.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What height are you Vince?

    Does your wife iron your jeans and if so does she do them inside out so they don't get shiny?

    Is the pie shop still open down by the railway track?
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yeah. Its ask Vinnyo time.

    Post your questions here for Vinnyo aka Alan Wickero to answer.


    Did you ever see any special male bonding sessions as a prison guard?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Vinnie, did you ever block the bog so the water come over the top of the bowl?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @Vincemac this thread is gonna go on for months now, you've got to answer every question.
     
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  12. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    One ? At a time
    Never been to Mexico
    Did a little hotel resurch
    Flying from Newcastle to cancun got a canny deal 1000 pounds each 5 star holes in riviera maya the grand sierenies player resort and spa
    Been told it's good
    There are more expencive hotels about 2000 pounds each but this will do me
    Aparently we are near coco bongo.
    Just changed my hols four weeks ago from Crete to Mexico
    Done this because I now don't need the op on my back.
    I'm not on any meds and can control my pain.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    <laugh> Poor Vinnyo is sat there thinking ' i ****ing hate these 2, where's me sofa'.
     
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    Yes did that when we were in The Gambia.
    The toilet and shower were flooded
    This was within the first hour of arriving
    **** all over
    But this fella came and cleaned it
    For a pound coin tip.
     
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  15. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Yeh she irons my jeans I'm only 5 ft9 inch my sister does not work in the pie shop no more
    So we get them from Morrison still the same pies
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    5 star holes? You dirty bastard.

    I was in The Riviera Maya last year mate, it's class down there... the hotels are huge.

    Don't get pesos whatever you do, just take US Dollars even if they tell you the exchange rate is good on peso, nobody wants pesos down there, they look at you like you're a complete dickhead for tipping them in pesos. Get plenty of $1 notes and you'll be fine.

    Coco Bongo is touted by every ****er in Mexico, it's the gayest thing I've ever watched.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>. Why am i laughing like a daft twat at this post.

    For a pound tip.<laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm sniggering away here, some poor Gambian bloke scooping up vinnie's wide chod in his dustpan and sticking his arm down the bog to dislodge the rest of it.

    Walks away with a smile on his face cos Vince has slipped him a completely useless quid <laugh>
     
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  20. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    we have 3000 pesos to get some tabs for my daughter and get us out of Mexico
    We have dollers for tips and duty free in airport
     
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