Oh, I thought he was saying "THE" in a feminine sense of the French language. Also, who the **** is Vic?
Even if there is no "mileage" with Julie now is a good time (even if showing up with her at the cheese isn't the right way). If Julie doesn't work out, do you want the unit to be in the way when the next girl comes along?
The unit. RHC's live in love, who doesn't quite realise she's more of a lodger with the occasional benefit to RHC, and is about to be shunted
The unit got a proper broadside on Friday night. Remember that she watches utter **** ion the box from about 12 noon when she gets out of her pit, until I get home at c. 9 pm, then it's my 'turn'. My mate told me that Alien was on Film 4 at 9.00 pm so I texted the unit to let her know. I( actually got back at 20 past and Prime Suspect was just starting. I told her to get the laptop and she said "Taking control, are you?". That was it. I just let it rip. She even had a whinge the following day when I got home and wanted to watch the end of the semi. It really getting harder and harder tolerate her ****ing laziness and **** attitude Won't be taking Julie out this week - pay day on Friday, but she does want to do it again I'll see her on Thursday night. She'll be watching Warrington and I'll be watching us.
The useless barmaid from Sunday afternoons is on holiday at the moment - the one who puts ****e on the jukie constantly. Apparently she put something on face book on Friday. "People call me at the Cheese for not being able to get served. I've been stood at this hotel bar for 10 minutes and still can't get served. There isn't even a DUKEbox". Someone posted back "It's JUKEbox. You spend enough time standing in front of the ****ing thing to know how it's spelt". She's now going to be known as 'Duchess'
So she gets up at lunch time and watches the box all day, and then tries to tell you what you're allowed to watch when you get home from work? You really need to torch that bitch mate. I don't know why you even feel a sense of compassion about it, her arse would be out in a flash if that was me.
I know. I really am a soft arse with her. I'm going to have to deal with it. How hard is it for someone potentially homeless to get a council flat?
Depends on the area, but most would go down the private landlord route these days. She could find a place and then get housing benefit, sorted. Offer to pay the deposit if it makes you feel better, but tell her she needs to **** off, as you've had enough of her leeching off you.
Haha, don't be such a Mary mate. Sorry love but this just isn't working out for me, so you need to find somewhere else to live. It'll take you all of 10 seconds to utter the words. Done.
And change the locks on her next lesbian night out. If you clear it with Denise I'm sure she'll do it for you.
It's ****ing Denice It was ridiculous in there yesterday evening. I've got a lift to and from work every day bar Thursday this week, so I got into the Cheese at 6.10 pm - an hour earlier than usual. Big Paul was in there, pissed. So was Nick (Fiona's hubby) and he was arseholed as well. There was this woman in there again. She was in there kast Friday and was thrown out by Gaynor for hassling every ****er.She's got a kiss mark tattooed on her neck - very fetching. She kicked off with Paul and then Nick. Paul had to grab Nick to stop him from dropping her. She was with two blokes, one of whom put 5 tracks by ****ing Adele on one after the other In the end, Nick was seen walking off into the sunset with the woman and one of the two blokes. Good God The woman and the blokes are now banned for life. Her for being a ****, him for putting Adele on the ****ing jukie
