Off Topic What is life?

I'm sure that made sense when you typed it.

 

Guess it was just lost on you.

You ever been to a stripper joint etc?

 

Some people's lives are worthless if that's the case.

 

Gonna get slated here. But its actually not that important is it?

 

Not in the grand scheme of life no. I always hear that people from Newcastle "Live and breathe football"... All that makes me think is that there's nowt for them to do there.

It's great, don't get me wrong, but it's not important.

 

Got to big.

Niw ger away from this fuxking footy talk.

 

Life is about finding what makes you tick and doing as much of it as possible.

If you love painting, do that.

If you love double fisting grannies in the back of a van, do that.

If you love making little elephants out of bits of dry banana, do that.

If you love touching kids....do not do that.

When you get bored, mix it up.

Paint a granny getting double fisted by an elephant... But STILL don't touch the kids.

 

One or two.

Jenny wasn't there.

 

Was a lazy ****er at school but got some qualifications and got an apprenticeship at Clark Chapman's where I just saw out my time.
I even took voluntary redundancy to go on holiday with the boys? How ****in dumb was that!
Anyway, things moved on and couple of years later I split from long time girlfriend and moved down south chasing work, got a job and got my head down and grafted, gained my tests in asme 9 (pipe welding) and moved up in jobs again.
Got opportunity ity to train as designer which I do now, but although the job and money are better, I wish I stayed as a welder because I enjoyed it more.
Sometimes it's nice to be at a level you are comfortable and good at rather than push too hard and struggle at the next level, that's where I find myself
Good result for the lads as well

 

Well that was deep. Just whar i was lookinh for.

Hope you wont be offended if i gan to bed and then fully aporeciate and reply in the morning. Im ****ed.

Night.

 

I love Newcastle. Plenty other things to do there, footballs a big thing though.

 

So long as you don't have a **** over it mate

 

I probably shouldn't say this but Newcastle is a fantastic city, no shortage of fun to be had there.

 

Don't be daft man. It's a great place. No harm in saying so.

 

Talk like that'll get you banned around here.

 

I wasn't being particularly serious, aye it is I've had some of the best nights in my illustrious drinking career there.

 

You can't ban what you can't catch!

*runs away*

 

Wish i could settle with what I've got. Just not in me, however the only thing i do better then succeeding is royally ****ing it up.

Ill build a business / relationship / whatever then get bored and do whatever i can to destroy it.

Im trying as hard as i can right now , not to **** up this business and this relationship, but I'm doing it anyway. Very scary that I know Im doing it yet powerless to stop.