Aye me too. Back in the day I pullled this bint in Bournemouth and banged her in Churchyard near her house. I went down on her and after a while I said: "I wish I had a torch" She said "So do I, you've been chewing the grass for the last 5 minutes"
Saw a black kid playing footy in North London with a Rangers shirt on and was going to take a pic but felt uncomfortable