Match Day Thread +++++Aston Villa v Saints 23rd April 2016 3pm+++++

I caught a bus once, didn't like it though, made me travel sick

 

My names John, John begins with a J

 

I thought that the pass completion rate was pretty high (83.5 %) and that we usually give the ball away far more, albeit the opposition have to be considered.

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/statszon...1_PASS_01#tabs-wrapper-anchor#:aR-fTR8Tm6JmuA

 

There is a picture on Twitter taken by a fan driving home behind them.

 

As usual why did you have to bring that up?

 

Missing apostrophe found alive and well and returned to owner.

 

Well? Don't stop there? Don't keep everybody in suspense. What colour is the bloody coach?

You realise some of us won't sleep tonight unless we know.

 

It is the black ellisons job, not sure the team use the white Princess one.

 

You'd be surprised if it was neither white nor black!

 

Surely it should be red and white. Wish I'd never started all this now (as are most of you, probably!)

 

As long as they are back by midnight it won't turn in to a pumpkin.

I am reliably informed that this did not happen, Hey Presto it turned in to a bus depot.

 

I did wonder whether the support staff and gear were in the white coach, having perhaps gone upto Brum independently. That would make sense.

 

No no, we like to have these little details tied down. But I agree we've probably squeezed every last drop out of that one.

 

Wow. Is this tangent going to blossom into a pun thread, or is it simply a, ahem, busman's holiday from your typical match day stuff?

 

I tend to worry when I see a headline, "Saints to get a new coach" .........

 

I personally though he was in contention for MOTM!

 

BBC match report reckons Shane Long. I'll see when I've viewed 90 minutes.