Rashford is not ready for United's first team, according to boss Louis van Gaal. The teenager has scored seven goals in 13 appearances. (Manchester Evening News) Oh, what a bell-end!
Blues owner Roman Abramovich would like to bring 22-year-old Everton striker Romelu Lukaku back to the club, two years after selling him for £28m. (Star) Oh, what a bell-end!
Jorge Mendes, the agent of Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo and former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, wants to represent Manchester United's 18-year-old forward Marcus Rashford. (Times) Join the queue, bell-end.
Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy is facing a difficult summer of trying to control his wage bill, with Spurs players and agents likely to demand pay rises for finishing in the top four in the Premier League. (Telegraph) Oh, What a Bell end!