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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Sitting on the train and some fat **** with an expensive Canondale road bike, clip on shoes, spandex trousers and t-shirt gets on .
    The dip **** has rested his bike against the door not knowing the next stop will open the other side

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 23, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Are you wearing white trainers today Si?
     
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    I sure am.
     
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    Very dissappointing the bike just fell over back into the carriage causing a few seconds of panic and amusement.
    6/10
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 23, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Gay boy ^^^^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Picture of bike please
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I see guys like that on the train every day. Seems a bit of a cop out, wearing all that cycling gear and getting on a train, why not just pedal the bike to wherever the **** they are going?

    And don't start me on ****ers with rucksacks.
     
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    Got on a train the other day and found a pair of white trainers on the seat. Naturally I threw them at what looked like the body of a sleeping policeman. He was a bit disgruntled when he woke up.
     
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    Get your feet aff the seat ya clatty bastard.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 23, 2016
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    I need to turn off the click noise when covertly taking pics.
    The prick turned round and glared at me as I pretended to be not photographing him.
     
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    At least he's not wearing queer trainers with pink lacing.
     
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    Get your trainers off the seat! It is behaviour like that that gets people a slap with a pair of gloves.
     
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    With their maverick approach to fingers, I'm not sure that you can get gloves in Norfolk.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 23, 2016
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    He looks a right wierdo, I'll bet he takes secret photos of complete strangers.
     
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    Did he get on one carriage earlier and then wheel his bike all the way down, barging into every non bike rider on the way?
     
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    What's wrong with that? (Whistling )
     
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    **** up ya ****
     
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    Olga
     
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    None stranger than you mittens boy.
     
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