I have been to Malaga plenty of times hardly ****ing New York . You got your own pool house and olive groves? . Lemon trees grapevines in your flat ? 2 gazebos
To be fair I have a shared pool, but I have a lemon tree and an orange tree on my 2nd terrace and an avocado tree in the grounds also. Let's not get into a pissing contest, I will win. Oh yeah, the med sea it 30 metres away
Nearly 5 acres of land with nobody around for miles. Shared pool You live in a time share block with a coon you raging spastic. Put up the pics. Oh you can't. Sussed you out you fraud Smug was right all along you are a bullshit merchant piss stain.
Did I not say that yer maw lives in the middle of nowhere? Maybe you are better than me, but anybody at your age that still works by the hour, I'm guessing not. I could be wrong. The invitation is still there if you can bear to slum it in Malaga your mum's gaff does look great though, I bet the bars are great around there?
It's a long walk in either direction to civilisation. I don't think I'm better than you Iain I am a pretty major **** up but live a charmed life. I quit casinos because I was sick of nights and weekends and now slumming it as a forklift driver. My Mrs and parents are loaded so I can take time out sometimes. I would definitely visit you as long as the spear chucker is away. Cheers.
You are more than welcome. Could I just lock her in her room instead though? I am pleased that you are loaded though. Are you smart enough to invest your money in American property where the yields can be 16% or are you a dumb **** sheep follower and are happy with 0.5%?
If all my investments fall into place I will be up £27.42 on Skybet neither my wife or family trust me with a grown up bank account. You do tik ?
That surprises me, you will win that much? Anyway mate my cans are finished, I'm going to my bed. Enjoy your hols x
