After the safc board Olympics is winding down. The next event on the years calendar is the highly prestigious dance off competition. Some say the highlight of the year. It's an anything goes contest. But no knives or guns allowed. Who is this years favourite? Billy doing the Pogo and eventually breaking Cardews rythmic pelvic thrusts to Paul Potts opera suicidal tones? Will Vince's twist overcome Gils slow dance with Jenny the blow up doll from Ann Summer's? What about Tels freakazoid moves to Happy Monday's compared to Relics one shoe shuffle to Gene Vincent? Bart v Blunham is an interesting one. Bart has gone all psycho to 500 miles by the proclaimers, whilst Blunham is declaring his un dying love for his latest squeeze to the sounds of Rod Stewart's I am sailing. So who is the dance off king and queen?
Its hotting up. Marcus has shaped his guitar into the image of a Penis Diddles is giving him the two fingers whilst sticking one stick up his nose and the other in his ear and then eating the wax. Pops is off his trolley doing cartwheels to a Beyonce song. Desix has ****ed off down the registry office to change his name by deed poll.
Wearside pride has a broken leg and fractured pelvis after shinning up a drainpipe for a look but then losing his grip and falling onto a wandering otter. Which bit him, so he's also had a rabies injection but this has had side effects. He now thinks he's Michael Jackson.
Raw has just requested a billy Bragg song. He has even took his shoes off. Nostalgia is shuffling towards the floor looking like Gandalf to combat this lefty loon.
Big Vinnie Selecta vs Daddy G Poppashizzle Body popping Vince starts off on the front foot before going for an ambitious body wave into front flip and he puts his back out and he's being bundled into the back of an ambulance. Grandpops is busy chucking some shapes and doesn't notice that Disco has thrown some talc down, Grandpops loses all his front teeth. This has been no bore draw, more claret than a Steven King novel.
You just like the nurses with the saggy udders that look like peg bags rubbing your aches and pains away
Why? Haway man surely you have the wit to engage in these threads without a poxy video with zero content. Do we really intimate you that much? I think not. But you never join in. Just hitting the like button. Why?
