The ****ing weekend

The Prosecco Prince said: ↑
That's boring mate, need a bit of stink there to up the filth levels.

 

Yaaaaassss yet another two pager

 

Getting pished and riding somdies wife probably not Baz's though as she is far too classy for my trampy ass.

 

I was in a **** mood but put on modern family and cracked open a few Heinies & now everything is going fine.


My name is Simon and I am an alcoholic.


I don't even like modern family.

 

Bought a waterproof phone so I can post from my pool in Spain next month.

 

3 Lines of premium ching, 3 San Miguels and a fat doobie.

Let the night begin beetches

 

**** you.

 

Still in the glorious republic of china?

Unlucky mate. No drugs for you.

 

Nah I'm in Suffolk all I can get is mandy and sitting home spangled on that is not clever.

Enjoy your floppy want m8.

 

Ah **** that come down ****e.

This ching is just so I can handle my drink (total lightweight these days). That being said its some ****ing strong stuff.

 

I have some nice buds for later .

Get the interracial dwarf porn on and play can I get it up .

 

I can get it up and go for hours with coke, mate. He might shrivel up a wee bit but that's all.

No coke dick for this bear

 

You don't take enough .