Dear Deirdre (any old sob/embarrassing story)

Dear deirdre

I was knocking one out whilst watching my neighbours daughter sunbathing topless and noticed my wife just stood silently with her arms crossed and staring at me !!




Do you think she is some sort of pervert ? ?

 

Brilliant mate!

 

when Karen reads that you may find out

 

Love it.

 

Lmfao!! She could of at least given u a hand!!!

 

How old was your neighbours daughter? cos I think that may have a serious bearing on your story.

BTW my missus had a read of your story after she heard me laughing and she didn't think it was funny. In fact she thinks your lucky your missus didn't kick the **** out of you.

 

Mate you need to find someone more open minded... She'll have your knackers off if you're not careful!

 

Yeah, so true, I'd dread to think what she'd do if she caught me doing that. Will have to find out, bet it would top your story. I'll let you know what she does once I get out of intensive care.

BTW answer the question how old was the neighbours daughter?

 

You dirty, dirty old man. LOL

 

My lass keeps calling me a weirdo cos i go to bed with the light on.

Dunno why, i think it makes a great hat.

 

I just got the weirdest de ja vu.

****ing cracking though.

 

Ha, shhhh.

My lass said she'd leave me if i din't stop wearing her clothes.

I nearly shat her knickers when she told me.

 

Ok I did just wet myself a little bit there.

 

Gets worse mate, so i stop wearing her knickers, she says she's leaving me cos i'm too kinky.

I nearly spat out her piss.

 

What's great about that one... I actually believe it from what you've told me.

 

Did you wet yourself with wee wee or man fat?

and you still haven't told us how old the neighbours daughter was, it's getting more and more likely she's of the age where you get put on a list.

 

That wasn't me! It was Dorset...

I'm not married. God forbid.

 

Couple of years back, i'd split up with this lass for being 'too kinky'.

I went out for a few beers, got chatting to this lass, turns out her husband had left her for the same reason!

Anyway, she says 'why not come back to mine, we'll be kinky together'

I thought gerrin', so we get back to hers, she goes of to slip into summat 'less comfortable'

Ten minutes later she comes out in a full gimp suit with a smacking paddle, i said 'reet pet, i'm off'

She says 'i thought we were gonna have some kinky fun'

I said, 'i've shat on your coffee table and ****ed your cat, now i'm off for a sleep'.

She was livid...