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CITEH HEADLINE GAME

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Apr 20, 2016.

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The Best Headline is

Poll closed Apr 28, 2016.
  1. Anita gives City the blues as Toon show fighting spirit. - Sebb

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  2. The referee is no friend as toon make case for defence - Chippy

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  3. Lascelles for Captain - The Ponytail Man OR Toon robbed in City of crime -Scouse Biscuit

    12.5%
  4. Linesman ****s me sideways - Pantsy OR The Lino helps points slide away - Lingerie Sammy

    12.5%
  5. Midget Scores - Dungeon Master OR Both Goals Down To Dutchmen - Anita And Blind!- No C

    37.5%
  6. Linesman joins City fans in doing the Poznan and turns his back on an obvious offside decision Jakka

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  7. Cheating little Kun* Aguero hits a ton, but Anita Vurns a point for Toon. - Oh

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  8. Toon Tired But Linesman's Not Flagging.- Kleenex Mag

    25.0%
  9. Toon Fans Wish He'd Gone to Specsavers, Visionexpress and Boots Opticians. - Whitey

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  10. Anita Scores But Toon File Sexual Harassment Charge Against Aguero - Benny's Agent

    12.5%
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Was we robbed by a blind linesman? Or did we get a well earned point? Was the atmosphere electric or was it better back in the day? Was Aguerro "professional" or was he a cheating little City player? Did City play poorly or did NUFC play them off the Park? Did Anita rescue a point or did Wiji blow it at the end?

    Time for you to tell the Public exactly what happened in one clever, witty and to the point Headline.

    How do you do that? Well just submit one post on this thread and we the Public will decide whether you got it right or whether the Sun is calling you.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 10.30pm Friday 19/04/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

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    Anita gives City the blues as Toon show fighting spirit.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The referee is no friend as toon make case for defence
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Lascelles for Captain
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    Linesman with wall eye vision gets exposed
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Midget Scores




    If only for the fact this will show up on google searches when some of you perverts are looking for porn...
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I just accidentally added the prefix 'bridget the' and suffix of 'with 10 blokes in a gangbang' and nearly puked up my tea.
    Damm you jpf you perv.
     
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  8. JakartaToon

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    Linesman joins City fans in doing the Poznan and turns his back on an obvious offside decision
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Cheating little Kun* Aguero hits a ton,
    but Anita Vurns a point for Toon.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Toon Tired But Linesman's Not Flagging.
     
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  11. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Toon Fans Wish He'd Gone to Specsavers, Visionexpress and Boots Opticians.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Anita Scores But Toon File Sexual Harassment Charge Against Aguero
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Both Goals Down To Dutchmen - Anita And Blind!
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Toon robbed in City of crime
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    I think you have predicted Saturday's headline by mistake.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    If I was from Liverpool I would not be impressed with this post
     
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  17. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    The Lino helps points slide away


    (oasis link)
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Well you are not, as you so regularly tell us, so feel free to like my post and suffer the wrath of your indigenous fellow supporters.
     
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  19. Captainchaos.

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    Change by entry please

    Linesman ****s me sideways
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    Which newspaper would this Headline be for?
     
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