Off Topic The olympics..not606 styleee.

[grandpops]

Grandpops has just arrived on track for the 100m sprint.

Unfortunately the games he entered finished in 1974

Think I must be favourite for the 20 minute cough.

 

[Billy Death]

Billy has been disqualified from all olympic events for having sex with one of the female shot-putters.

I hope she was Russian, lol.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

This thread had me p**sing mesel

 

[Tel (they/them)]

When asked about his disqualification Billy Cockburn said "I'm not bothered I pulled her, we went out for all you can eat buffet, she'a just finishing up her 12th plate then we are off into town for pizza"

 

[Commachio]

Nordics turned up for the assemble a b and q suana event. Wearing a bear skin and riding a sledge being pulled by 18 huskies.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Wearside Pride lining up in the first heat of the 200m sprint.

He's in lane one.

And lane two.

And three, four, five, six, seven and eight.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

The happy smiling fun clapping joyful wonder charity race in support of underprivileged children has just been cancelled by independent adjudicator Cest.

 

[Commachio]

Wearside Pride lining up in the first heat of the 200m sprint.

He's in lane one.

And lane two.

And three, four, five, six, seven and eight.

Strong rumours that the black one in lane 5 is actually his boyfriend.

Unconfirmed of course.

 

[Commachio]

83 has turned up for the shooting event.

Oooh.

 

[Commachio]

Blunham is out warming up for the great wedding cake bake off. But he's being distracted by Vince, who is still looking for his sofa.

 

[grandpops]

I`ll volunteer to be scorer.

1). Am nee good at the events.
2). I can still be involved.
4). Am brilliant with numbers.

 

[MrRAWhite]

Comm has undergone a dope test which confirmed that he is in fact a dope..

 

[Commachio]

Comm has undergone a dope test which confirmed that he is in fact a dope..

Wait till you see me in the catch a greased pig event.

 

[Commachio]

Tees v Rog in the blindfolded greco wrestling should be a humdinger.

 

[Billy Death]

Tees v Rog in the blindfolded greco wrestling should be a humdinger.

I'd pay to see that.

 

[Commachio]

18000 otter tickets sold out in under 3 minutes.

 

[Billy Death]

18000 otter tickets sold out in under 3 minutes.

Wonder where Nathan Brazil's gone?

 

[Commachio]

Wonder where Nathan Brazil's gone?

He's busy re cushioning the chairs for the naked musical chair event.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

What about the not606 Syncronised wan*ing team - would not need baths as they could create their own pool pick your own team

 

[John Cardew]

83 has turned up for the shooting event.

Oooh.

****ing hell.