Who am I?

You get a like for every 3.88 posts you make

 

I know mate, I do know how to do division! I can also say the alphabet ffs. It is more of an on running "joke" than anything,but thanks

 

I wonder where Ponders is.

 

Is the answer CHED EVANS?

 

If the question is, "name an innocent footballer who was wrongly found guilty of rape?", then yes the answer could well be Ched Evans.

 

I was born in St Asalph's, Denbyshire, in 1988. A sexual predator with the morals of an alleycat, I have earned so much money from my modest footballing talents that I feel entitled to behave like a Roman Emperor, and never expect to be held to account for general scumbaggery.

 

Adam Johnson

 

Russ Provan?

 

Not only a once-convicted rapist, but also keen on shooting people with air rifles and offering them hush money so he does not get into soapy bubble.

 

I was born the year after.

 

I think if a conviction is quashed then that conviction becomes null and void. Apart from those fenian ****s the Birmingham 6 and the Guildford 4, they were guilty as sin. WATP, FTP, REM 1690, GSTQ

 

Not provan yer honour.

 

not proven is a verdict in (Scottish) courts and Russell's surname is Provan, they sound the same!! ****in yaaaaaaaaaaassssss lolzy lolzy

 

I don't understand?

 

This is exactly the kind of post that will win you POTY this year

 

Bullplop

 

Apologies for my absence.

I was born in New York during the mid 1950s
After dropping out of school, I worked as a phone sex operator before moving to East Germany with a theatre group
I have received two Oscar nominations, winning one of them
I am dyslexic and a former heroin addict

I was born in Greece during the 4th century BC
My father worked as a Macedonian king's physician, meaning I spent a great deal of my childhood in the royal palace
Although great friends with Alexander the Great, I am believed by some to have played a part in his death
My tomb contains two styluses and a pen

I was born in the USA during the early 1970s
I aspired to be a comic book artist before moving into the music industry
I've sold over 170 million records, won an Oscar, and received more than 5 billion YouTube hits
I am the founder of a charity for disadvantaged children

 

Whoopi Goldberg.

Aristote.

Eminem?

Raised by a single mother.

 

You need to link the three, C.

It's a new stipulation introduced a week ago.

 

Any good?