Come on then, who's staying up?

Scottish Willy Cockburn. It gets worse. Dont say he had ginger hair aswell.

 

He didn't have much hair just whispy bits, he looked like a cold, purple, scottish, crusty, droopy cock.

 

I once met a man in Belfast called Pat O'Thike.

 

I once knew a bloke on Teesside who had a string of convictions for indecency offences and he changed his name by deed poll to Miles O'Toole. No I'm not making it up.

 

Used to work with a lad on Wilton site called Leslie Beehan! He was in his 60's back then and is probably dead now (going back 18 or 19 years and he wasn;t in the best health then!) but he used to get ribbed! Canny bloke though

 

I know a.bloke called.Michael hunt.
He always introduces himself as Mike Hunt.