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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Apr 21, 2016.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Booze and Bacon gives you stomach cancer apparently.




    Booze and Bacon.....Nooo.

    What other scare mongering tactics can they possibly pull out where it all becomes not worth it?

    What else is bad for you apart from booze, tabs, bacon, shark wrestling and going to a westlife concert?
     
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  2. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    I gave up worrying about which foods are going to kill me when they decided that fruit juice is bad for you. It's juice from a fruit FFS.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Eggs. Are they good for you or are they bad?

    **** knows. Oh and coffee.

    Confused.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Looks like Im gonna get cancer then.

    Anything that is nice is bad for you. Beer, bacon, chips, chocolate.etc. F*ck the "experts". You have to die somehow.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    They will have you on a celery and water diet wrapped in bubble wrap next.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    All these warnings, if heeded, get you another 10 bewildered years, in a pissy smelling, council run care home in Folkestone.
     
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  7. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    The bubble wrap, especially coated in baby oil sounds quite appealing actually Comm.:emoticon-0102-bigsm. Thanks for the idea.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 21, 2016
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  8. Commachio

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    ****. Wheres me bacon butty and me tabs.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  9. MrRAWhite

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    Love the odd bacon sandwich and love a good drink about once a week on average.... I will not be changing this because someone says it is bad for me...Life is for living..
     
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  10. Commachio

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    With little peep holes so when ya humping ya fatties it sounds like a breakfast cereal.
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    I geeve cigarros to you 10 minutes ago Mr Commachio, you no reeemember. (Sound of secure lock on handbag snapping shut)
     
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  12. Commachio

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    I dont wanna live in Folkstone. Navigating the zimmer frames and avoiding discarded piss bags.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
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    rice crispies, snack crackle n pop.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Thats the one. **** if i could remember the name.


    Rice crispies. Good for you or a coronary in waiting?
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
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    i Hvea hord tet wakning mkes yuo bilnd
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Eshpeshiallie if yoa rib u'er sphunk in u'er i is.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 21, 2016
  17. pompeymeowth

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    Snap! crackle and pop, although if it is fatties probably one almighty braaaaack! then silence for another 35 seconds.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    Well I drink every night, smoke 20 rollies a day, eat bacon & **** at least once a day.
    Not looking good but wtf. At least I'm not a miserable ****.
     
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    Billy Death, Apr 21, 2016
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

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    All that ****e about eating five fruit or veg a day.....a government minister admitted recently that they chose five because it was a nice easy figure the thick public would remember.

    Everything in small amounts I reckon.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    I'll see you in hell mate. I'll bring the drugs and slappers.
     
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