The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

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"I felt my groin at the end of the first half."
(Gareth Barry, interview with BBC)

No wonder Everton lost! This dirty bastard is having a crafty **** at half time!

 

Been very quiet on here tonight lads?

 

This is Sakho's message to HIAG (2:26-2:22)

 

The Merseyside derby seems to have been declining for a while now. Granted that's more to do with Everton than Pool. Pool are in good form.

 

Everton were distracted by their impending loss to Man Utd in the FA Cup.

 

Everton totally bottled it. The fella that got sent off was a proper wum. Shaking his badge when he knew he'd injured a player. What a cock.

 

Villa could probably beat Everton at present. They are that bad.

 

Not quite. Villa lost to their own U21 team.
Martinez may well be looking for a new job soon, though. Talented squad and he's failed badly this season.
Might be a decent shot for the Villa job actually, especially if he's replaced by Moyes at Goodison.

 

That's bad. Very bad

 

Yep. Villa are so bad that they played themselves and still lost.
I feel very sorry for their fans at the moment, as their club is a joke.

 

I nearly feel sorry for Collymore. Not quite though.

 

I did thoroughly enjoy his rant earlier in the week, though:

He's a twat, but that's spot on.

 

Collymore on the radio is ruthless - and I like listening to it purely for that.


The guy is a twat. But at least he doesn't shirk away from what he thinks. So he get's some props for that I guess.

 

By December 20th - next year (is our year) .

 

I like Collymore. You know where you stand with him.

 

With your back to him, bent over a car bonnet, and a group of strangers gathered around ??

<allegedly>

 

In Ulrika's case he was stood over her having decked her!

 

Ha yeah. He certainly speaks his mind.

 

Such as it is!....