Ok, but you should know I'm not a fan of whipping or date raping. I don't know if this is a deal-breaker?
I'm nearly at the vinegar stroke stage, and then I'll prob. be ashamed, but I'll get over it pretty quickly. (I think I'm still at the child stage of my life tbh )
Tried south west France for five years but came back as we missed the grand kids. Went in my mid fifties and that was perhaps too late. Got on really well with the French though which surprised us. Miss the sunshine the most.
Went to Uni with some French students they were really decent people which surprised us English Northern Folk.
You may have a hard time managing to get me to permit that, Syd panting away in the cupboard would probably be too distracting/disturbing to begin with.