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  1. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    2000 posts <party>

    To celebrate Im going to leave you with

    My favourite goal of all time

    [video=youtube;NC57WLJYmUE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC57WLJYmUE[/video]

    Some amazing Blues guitar

    [video=youtube;fC71fFdCsbk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC71fFdCsbk[/video]

    and a few riddles to solve (no cheating on google)

    1)A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take 50's out his pocket to pay the cashier.The poor man says to the rich man "I know all the songs known to man." The rich man laughed and said,"I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson." The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor. What song did the man sing? Happy Birthday

    2)A boy buys a female mouse from the pet store and brings it home. If one mouse can give birth to 10 mouselets and after a week, those mouselets can give birth to 10 mouselets and after a week, those mouselets can give birth to 10 mouselets... so on and so on. How many mice will the boy have after three months? One (no male)

    3)A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? He was walking

    Rep for the lucky winner

    Congrats to NUFC63 our winner
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 28, 2011
  2. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;piv0ZK7frnU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piv0ZK7frnU[/video]
     
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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Its on General chat aswell mind
     
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  4. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    So it is, how did that come about. Gonna check if I can change that

    Edit: Nope, dont seem to be able to. Ach sure, il let them bask in it :)
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Congrats oin the 2000.

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    Logic problems have never been my strong point...
     
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  6. Trypsin-1

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    how incredibly queer.
     
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  7. MagpieMuzz

    MagpieMuzz Active Member

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    Congrats, in rep jail atm unfortunately.

    3) was he in an ambulance?
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    OT you are going to hell
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Can't rep you, but surely one of these goals should be ya favourite goal.

    [video=youtube;BddTrOgkM-U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BddTrOgkM-U[/video]
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    nope
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Well just a heads up you know what they can be like
     
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  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Shola's

    GRB, im well aware <laugh> spent practically all day on the board bickering
     
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  13. overseasTOON

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    Do they have ice cream there?
     
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    Yes has to be, that was just brilliant.
     
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    1) happy birthday??
    2) 1- as he didnt buy a male?
    3) he wasnt driving?
     
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  17. Amnesiac

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    I can't rep you, so here's some Clapton and Knopfler <ok>
    [video=youtube;dlPjxz4LGak]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPjxz4LGak[/video]
     
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  18. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    No but plenty of potatoes you can count to <laugh>
     
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  19. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Not much movement on these riddles here people. Come on, engage the brain lest I tweet them to Nile Ranger to figure out for you

    Edit: cheers for reep OT and GRB. Will hold off on returning to keep myself out of rep jail to award the lucky riddle winner
     
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  20. Natchrawldry

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    Good thread <ok>
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jul 28, 2011
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