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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Ironically, I got a blister on my little toe this weekend whilst wearing my two year old preds.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I have some really long hairs growing on my ears...

    ... Just thought you would like to know.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I shaved my back, sack, crack and balls over the weekend ...

    ... Just thought you would like to know
     
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  4. Tobes

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    How the **** do you shave your own back?

    Are you a circus performer?
     
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    8024988.jpg mangroomer-diy-electric-back-9540.jpg
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    He deffo didn't mangroom
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no he didnt

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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    A back shaver obviously...
     
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    I bet you're no stranger to a back, sack and crack

    Anal bleaching as well I reckon
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    Looks like it would double as a weapon...


    You know, if you're approached by a scruffy biker gang you could shave them from a distance to make them less scary looking before they attack you.
     
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    What disturbs me is shaving sack and crack. That razor burn has got to be bad... And when hair starts growing back the prickles.
     
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    Try shaving shaft <yikes>
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Surely you wouldn't shave your sack and crack would you? That's got to be q wax job... Wouldn't want a razor sharp metal object near either of those parts of my body!
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    See... this is why we can't have nice things any more.

    FFS....
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I think that ship sailed many moons ago
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    possibly.
     
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