I might add its useful for finding out if the bird you swapped numbers with is a looker or a gargoyle. Also great for tracking down old flames or sleazing birds you knew from school
was also handy when i got engaged, didnt call anyone just changed my status couldnt be ****ed phoning people i didnt tell my best man till 2 wks later, he didnt have an account but i kinda assumed he knew
No I was her 3rd she said but apparently by far the best Guess making them cum repeatedly is a good thing. It was terrible when she did. Mouth wide open and just kind of licked the shaft She did enjoy getting her legs over my shoulders Muir I'll explain the nipples again. They were there, but only slightly different colour to her skin and were completely flat. Nothing there for you to give a squueze and keep her on the edge. I remember vaguely telling my dad about them when I was pished
Good point. I was looking through folk I knew from school on Bebo when I was off with the chicken pox Found a burd that I used to go out with at school and she looks like a nice piece of meat. She only lives just up the road from me as well.
Frank - I now try and take a picture with my phone if I give a lassie my number, had a few close calls with some knuckle-dragging troglodyte women in my time. This one lassie was pretty much stalking me, everywhere I went she'd be there waiting in her car, just watching me. She was about 4 years older than me and came from Alness. I left a pub one night and got a taxi to a party at a house which in the back o'beyond she followed the taxi in her car and just sat outside. Eventually one of my mates went out and told her she was my girlfriend and to **** off.
ML - She was ****ing scary. She reminded me of Alice from Popeye. You know that "Morp Meep Meep Morp" thing?
Aye venom know what you mean. I wouldn't be able to cope with a bird like that. Luckily mine is sound as **** and lets me do what I want. Shes 25 and I'm 21 and been with her 4 years. She keeps saying she doesn't want me to miss out on these years and can do what I want
LR - Spot on. The word "Troll" isn't strong enough for this girl. The worst part is; I never even came on to her or gave her my number, she just took a fancy to me in a pub and decided that stalkng me would win my heart.
