It'll also be a week or two before I can go on to The Bears Den and give you all an update, lads. Sorry.
"Dear Grove Junior, just a quick note to say thank you again to your wonderful Papa for all his hard work with the North Surrey Girls Athletics Club recently. Our trophy cabinet will soon be full if the training he has given us pays off. For the last few sessions your dear Daddy has had us focus on strength and fitness with an emphasis on weight lifting. The clubroom has been on the chilly side of late, something your Papa said was due to a faulty thermostat, but he insisted that we still wear our gymnastic leotards, when Dolores asked how long the session would take your Daddy said something about being able to see chapel hat-pegs. I was a tad confused as St Egberts is at least 2 miles away! We started off doing sets of lifts with dumbbells and have now moved onto bench work with your Papa offering to 'spot' for the girls. He insisted that our legs needed to be well apart and firmly placed on the floor for stability. Your Papa inspired such confidence in us girls and said he'd not seen such impressive snatch since he worked a couple of Ukranian girls, I never knew he had international experience!He's quite the dark horse and such a good sport, he has even offered to give Amanda & Daphne further lessons to improve their jerk technique. The post-training massages have also worked a treat and the protein lotion your Daddy uses leaves the skin silky smooth although it does become rather flaky when it dries off."
The abilities of that overweight monster continue to astound me. He's a credit to the LYT and to the Lodge.
Well, that was entertainment whatever way you cut it. All these eejits that said the Scottish Premiership disny need the Old Firm can shut their hole.
