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Off Topic Maybe the gayest thread since the "not in a gay way thread.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>

    Hygiene. Are you a clean or a scruffy twat?

    Do you shower )or have a bath for the git oldies) when you wake up?

    How often do you clean ya sel?

    Is it only showers, or only a bath or a combo of both?

    Those without a hippy beard. Do you shave everyday, or once so often?

    What about deodrants and smellies, a roll on, a spray, a combo?

    Has anyone ever telt ya, ya ****ing stink?

    What about a bit of grooming (in a non aj way).


    So are ya a stinker or smell like a raving Elton John fan?


    <laugh> THIS"LL GAN DOWN WELL.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I like to get the missus in the shower and rub soapy suds all over her tits. Nice.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Do you video this action and put it on the internet...Seemingly there is money to be made with this sort of thing.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Shower twice a day at least.

    Never shave, but don't have a scruffy beard, just use electric trimmer when it gets scruffy.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    No but you've given me an idea for making some dosh :cheesy:
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's all fun and games until she gets soap down your Jap's Eye.
     
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    An honest answer, i was expecting one on this thread.<laugh>
     
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  8. Commachio

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    <laugh>
    The amount of views this thread is getting..

    George Michaels galore.
     
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  9. Blind Corner

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    Showering is bad for you, everyone knows that the soap dissolves your natural body oils.
    I have one shower a week whether I need it or not.
    I also do the 3 sock trick, I only have 3 socks so I rotate them and wash one every other day when I'm doing the washing up.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sounds painful <wah>
     
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  11. Commachio

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    <laugh>. ****ing hell.
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    My epilepsy tablets make my piss & sweat stink like **** so I shower very regularly.
    Once a fortnight at a minimum.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    When the turn the water on?
     
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  14. crumble bungle

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    You're a sneaky ****a asking about people's hygiene so you can get excited n knock one out, I know your game you pervy tosser :emoticon-0105-wink:
    Anyway, shower at least once a day, shave couple of times a week as I come out in a rash if I shave too often.
    Trim my armpits and sometimes shave down below as well.
    Always use deodorant as not like being smelly and clean my teeth prob 3 times a day.
    Must have at least 2 doz pairs of socks n **** knows how many pairs of grundies.
    I also like a good soapy shower or bath with the wife :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  15. Commachio

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    [QUOTE="crumble bungle, post: 9146498, member: 1028881"]You're a sneaky ****a asking about people's hygiene so you can get excited n knock one out, I know your game you pervy tosser :emoticon-0105-wink:
    Anyway, shower at least once a day, shave couple of times a week as I come out in a rash if I shave too often.
    Trim my armpits and sometimes shave down below as well.
    Always use deodorant as not like being smelly and clean my teeth prob 3 times a day.
    Must have at least 2 doz pairs of socks n **** knows how many pairs of grundies.
    I also like a good soapy shower or bath with the wife :emoticon-0140-rofl:[/QUOTE]

    Show is ya sis in the shower then. Purely for ****ing material of course.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Exactly.
     
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  17. Vincemac

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    Shower most days
    Bath some days
    Shave every other day
    Use smellies all the time
    Have 20 odd Prs of socks and undies
    And no the socks are not odd
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Bigg Vinny, you know by now not to take my threads seriously.

    A bath?

    thought they were long gone,
     
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  19. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Love a bath
    You know the trouble I've had with my back.
    Well it's getting better
    I was unable to have a bath for about I year
    I now bath regularly I can just about get in and out ok
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Get a fancy jacuzzi mate.
     
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