The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

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I wonder what wize will do this Saturday morning now that
his local ParkRun has been cancelled!?

 

I was talking past tense

 

Sapphire ain't stupid, you cruel bastard

 

Shut it fatty.

 

stalker

 

Says the one who comes this side to find me

 

I know you are Welsh, but if you insist on speaking English, try sitting not sat.

It's a common grammatical error ROD. Even though it was an act which was in the past, you were in the act of sitting not sat.
Try this one. You have watched some scary crap at AG this season. So when you were crapping yourself because your favoured team might be losing the match..........
Put an 'h' in the verb to sit. So were you sh**ting in your seat or were you shat in your seat?
I live with a wife who taught English Grammar who goes apoplectic every time she hears the television presenters make the same error.
Just a bit of fun. No offence intended.

 

All to do with Active and Passive.......shall I explain?

Don't get me started on 'wandered' and 'wondered', or 'our' and 'are'!

And as for group nouns being followed by by the incorrect declension of the verb!!!!
e.g. 'The family ARE missing...............'. 'The Council ARE considering..................'

I blame the B.B.C.!

 

its year 7 in school all over again!

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Ahhhh! Lad. You are never too old to learn something new.

 

Surely it should be you're and not you are. Both the same but less characters used in you're

 

Which ever, but my version saves a conversation.

 

Shouldn't that be 'whichever'?

 

yawn

 

I believe it should be Yawn. Not yawn.

 

Alright ****ers.

 

Here's hoping, they do well in their last four games

Saying that you've got the easier run in

 

What a brilliant read this was!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36074705

Rotherham United boss Neil Warnock has said he believes he is the best manager in the Championship.

 

I'm surprised he stopped it at just the Championship!