Do you dance? What is your favourite? The twist, the stomp, the mashed potato? What about the Frug, the Madison or the Jive? I do the Dad Dance - arms up to the chest, shuffle two steps right, shuffle two steps left, James Brown spin once per song. The ladies love it because I ooze sex appeal.
Old skool my ass, that's a gay disco. I was off my tits on wobbly eggs in a field 10 years before this aberration.
I enjoy dancing on the POOVE's heads with Scan and Trev. Here's Hendo fae The LYT doing a dance on Gambol. please log in to view this image
Here's one of our paid-off corrupt Police Scotland officers dirty dancing with Fuddy. please log in to view this image