Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I wandered lonely, as a bum,
Throughout the streets of Warrington..
When all at once there came a wheeze,
I'll go and get pissed - in the Cheese.
Beside the bar,
Amidst the sleaze,
Awaiting flashes from Denise

 

Beautiful

 

The route forward is very clear. It goes like this:

1. I texted her earlier, saying "Are you OK? I texted you last night and no reply was forthcoming". I got one back saying "I'm so sorry. I had a few drinks last night and was slightly the worse for wear. Oops!".

2. I will text later saying "Scandalous behavior. How dare you not reply <smiley>"

3. When I see her before KO tomorrow night, I'll ask her if she just had a few after work at the club. If she says yes, then she's a liar. If she says she went to Warrington Town and tied up a few loosed ends with her ex, then she's kosher. Anything other than the latter and it aint happening and I'll tell her why. Simple.

 

Truly. The wonder of iambic pentameter

 

highly planned... will be interesting to see whats what.

 

Not really. My skills have been honed in the Mafia game It's just logic, really

 

A woman who's thinking of riding you, is never going to cough to seeing her ex - even if it was innocent.

She's going to lie #standard

Take it while it's there, a man of your senior years can't be turning down potential shags.

#alwayssayyes

 

What if she's the mafia hit man?

 

Maybe so, but I want to see what I'm dealing with. It would be a shame as I actually quite like her as well as fancying her

 

Now that's just ****ing stupid

 

Yeah. Honesty isn't everything. Do you really want a girl telling you the hammerhead is tiny and 2mins penetration is not marathon sex.

 

Your last offering was silly. This is way beyond ****ing silly

 

White lies early in a relationship or in the pre-relationship stage are normal.

Not saying she met an ex for drinks to say goodbye shouldn't be an unforgivable sin. Most people wouldn't.

 

Call me old fashioned, but I almost certainly would be open about it

 

So you've told her about the unit?

 

I used to go in there with the Unit when I was banned from the Cheese. The Unit used to go in there with her ex-husband, She knows them all better than I do. Julie may not know the actual situation which, is one of the things that has to be discussed, if and when we get to that point. She'd only been seeing the other feller for three months anyway

 

Youre old fashioned.

Hope that helped.

 

Have you been open to her about revealing her name, where she works, certain elements of her private life (and the fact you'd like to **** her) on a public forum to a shower of unscrupulous degenerates?
No doubt even now someone is trying to dig out pictures of the poor lass.

 

Oooo RHC got burned

 

Now, now. Stop stirring it.
It was a genuine question. I think we should be careful about revealing other people's personal details on here, that's all.