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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    I wandered lonely, as a bum,
    Throughout the streets of Warrington..
    When all at once there came a wheeze,
    I'll go and get pissed - in the Cheese.
    Beside the bar,
    Amidst the sleaze,
    Awaiting flashes from Denise
     
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    saintanton, Apr 13, 2016
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Beautiful
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The route forward is very clear. It goes like this:

    1. I texted her earlier, saying "Are you OK? I texted you last night and no reply was forthcoming". I got one back saying "I'm so sorry. I had a few drinks last night and was slightly the worse for wear. Oops!".

    2. I will text later saying "Scandalous behavior. How dare you not reply <smiley>"

    3. When I see her before KO tomorrow night, I'll ask her if she just had a few after work at the club. If she says yes, then she's a liar. If she says she went to Warrington Town and tied up a few loosed ends with her ex, then she's kosher. Anything other than the latter and it aint happening and I'll tell her why. Simple.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Truly. The wonder of iambic pentameter <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    highly planned... will be interesting to see whats what.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Apr 13, 2016
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not really. My skills have been honed in the Mafia game <laugh> It's just logic, really <ok>
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    A woman who's thinking of riding you, is never going to cough to seeing her ex - even if it was innocent.

    She's going to lie #standard

    Take it while it's there, a man of your senior years can't be turning down potential shags.

    #alwayssayyes
     
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    Tobes, Apr 13, 2016
  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What if she's the mafia hit man?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 13, 2016
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Maybe so, but I want to see what I'm dealing with. It would be a shame as I actually quite like her as well as fancying her <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Now that's just ****ing stupid <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah. Honesty isn't everything. Do you really want a girl telling you the hammerhead is tiny and 2mins penetration is not marathon sex.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 13, 2016
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Your last offering was silly. This is way beyond ****ing silly <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    White lies early in a relationship or in the pre-relationship stage are normal.

    Not saying she met an ex for drinks to say goodbye shouldn't be an unforgivable sin. Most people wouldn't.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 13, 2016
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Call me old fashioned, but I almost certainly would be open about it <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So you've told her about the unit?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 13, 2016
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I used to go in there with the Unit when I was banned from the Cheese. The Unit used to go in there with her ex-husband, She knows them all better than I do. Julie may not know the actual situation which, is one of the things that has to be discussed, if and when we get to that point. She'd only been seeing the other feller for three months anyway <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Apr 13, 2016
  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Youre old fashioned.

    Hope that helped.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 13, 2016
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  18. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Have you been open to her about revealing her name, where she works, certain elements of her private life (and the fact you'd like to **** her) on a public forum to a shower of unscrupulous degenerates?
    No doubt even now someone is trying to dig out pictures of the poor lass.
     
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    saintanton, Apr 13, 2016
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Oooo RHC got burned
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 13, 2016
  20. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Now, now. Stop stirring it. :emoticon-0172-mooni
    It was a genuine question. I think we should be careful about revealing other people's personal details on here, that's all.
     
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    saintanton, Apr 13, 2016
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