Mr Nice = Mr Dead

No need for standards to slip, even on a forum for poovery and *****ism. A few commas and it would have made a lot of sense.

I've known a lady who was rushed to hospital with a peanut allergy, a former employee who had an impressive reaction to a wasp sting. Neither were seen particularly quickly due to the numbers of drunks and adicts taking up valuable space in A&E.

 

Did either of them die?

 

The wasp, probably.

 

Good one

 

The wasp made a full recovery but the peanut sadly went to that great legume paradise in the sky.

 

Did it get assaulted?

 

Not til after it got roasted.

 

Thanks.

 

I hope that when I hit 45, I don't lose my humour.

 

Too late, my friend, I think you already have early onset nohumourisis.