You don't curse. But if you don't mind starting I know a lady who would like you... And the competition is pretty weak.
When ever I hear the name Julie just instantly go back to Ali g. Could never date one.... Plus I reckon all Julie's are at least 45.
I'm now in bullet dodging mode and I'm going to make sure I enjoy it I was in the Cheese last night (about 8 pm) when my dodgy BS mate (the one who got me the E) called. He told me Julie was in Warrington Town clubhouse with a bloke watching the City game. (well, it was on). Based on the description, it sounded very like the bloke she was seeing and is supposed to have split up with. He said he didn't normally grass, but we're both Scousers and he didn't want me making a tit of myself. They weren't all lovey-dovey, just talking. I asked him to watch her as I texted. and he texted back saying she'd obviously not brought her phone, the crafty bitch. I don't give a **** if it was all innocent and there were loose ends being tied up. I'm not getting involved any further, but by **** I'm going to make her squirm My decent manc mate wants me to watch that ****e at the Grange tonight. He's not a member so needs me to get him in. I wouldn't have bothered, but I know she'll be working, so I'm going to really make the most of it. Same again tomorrow night, but I've taken tomorrow afternoon off work to get well lubed for the main event. She's in deep ****. It's good to have mates
The wind-up will have to wait until tomorrow night. The match is on BBC1, so I'll watch it at the Cheese instead. I'm not walking up there if I don't have to. Not for her, anyway
Does this mean you are now going to flood the board with poetry about your unrequited love!!! I'll start you off I wandered lonely as a drunken bum, Through the streets of Warrington....................bit of poetic licence there
Erm......................................................No Throughout instead of through scans better
This thread needs a poll. Who should RHC pursue? Denice's sag bags. Fiona's arse. Julie's breasts. Rob the Builder's Willy. His daughters. None of the above. If only we had a mod on here.
ARSE, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Hadron. It's 55 year mission: to explore strange new orifaces, to seek out sexual exploitation, to boldly go where Nick has already been.
En route he will have to overcome many obstacles, falling over many of them. He will also encounter some hideous alternative life forms......and shack up with one of them...
seriously worried about you now... I agree a poll of some of same would be good.... but i'd insert the unit for the incest option which aint nie.
so you've deicded not to go for it... for no particular reason or are you still so worried dennis will band you from cheese if you hurt the unit.
