It's that time again and the town gather to witness the lynch, hoping they have selected better than last night. The computer spurts out a name... Astro. The town grab him, hang him up and ask if he has any last words... "You're all ****ing idiots, I told you I'm a Vanilla Townie, you should have listened.... Tobes, I'm coming to be in your arms baby ". The Trap door goes and his neck snaps. The town seem confused, surely he wasn't telling the truth was he... they search his house and nothing out of the ordinary here. It appears Astro was a Vanilla Townie! The town unsure what to do with themselves decide to head towards the beach, but each head their own way into their respective beach huts, into solitude for the night. We should all be safe in our own beach hut, one of the townies cries. No bad happens here, a very good decision from the town, with everyone locked up the mayor can work his magic tonight. As the town gather for the next morning, they do a headcount and realise they are missing yet more people! Penfold and Valley seem to be missing, perhaps having a ****fest together over Jonjo Shelvey? They pop round to the houses, Penfolds first... silence at the house. They investigate more, and see Penfold dead on the floor, a heart attack? It looks like someone just grabbed his heart and forced it to stop beating?! They look around the house a bit more and see an old school type writer, photos and news paper clippings. It looks like Penfold was the local Journalist! Distraught they head over to Valley's house... his is easy to spot by the number of guilty looking sheep in the backyard. Again, there in the doorway is the dead body to Valley. What's that sticking out his head? It looks like an arrow! The town investigate further and see nothing out of the ordinary here... Valley appears to have been a Vanilla Townie! 3 Townies down, the town don't know what to do with themselves and head back to the Town Hall to try work out a plan for today. A notice on the door. "Town, this has bene a terrible night, but we all love sport so I've laid on a tournament. Your options are: 1. An online game of fifa 2. A game of darts 3. A Round of golf
Game over This is what happens when town has to put up with ******s like Tobes and Valley working against their own team @InBiscanWeTrust
Can't believe it wasn't chaos or DPP lynched tbh.. And I had figured out Penfold...almost haha thought he was the mayor! Problem now is no newspaper...
At least we know if there is a newspaper now it will have been hacked #puddleofpositivityinaseaofnegativity
