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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No. Vardy has redefined the game... <whistle> The game was merely jumpers for goalposts before he came along. :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Can count ourselves luck to see him.

    Having to make do with messi and ronaldo in a foreign league was alright but we've not had any strikers in England for years have we.
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Was all about the assist from Carra <whistle>

    Was a cracking goal, one of my favs that he scored to be honest.

    It's a shame what's happened to him, from the move to Chelsea, to his poor form to his strange move to Milan/Atletico. Think he's scored a few at Atletico, but no where near the same player and they don't want him for next year.

    He should have gone down as one of the greatest strikers in Premier League history but many rival will remember him for a £50m flop and many LFC fans will remember him as a traitor. Even after what happened, he brought us so many moments of joy, it's hard not to still have a soft spot for him
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I don't normally. Must have had a mad moment lol
     
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I had one like that a few years back. Sounded superb on phone. Completely gutted when I finally meet her and she was about 5'6" but 18st+
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

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    The future, and it's not garlic bread

     
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  8. saintanton

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    So how come there's a Mafia game in the week of one of our most important fixtures of recent years?
    I thought they were intended for fallow periods to stop you lot going (even more) crazy for lack of stimulation.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I know. Pretty silly really. I thought it was going to be May, not April.
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Anybody seen Greez about ?? Maybe he is moving house
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Because this forum is populated by no-life nerds and geeks if those threads are anything to go off ... have you not figured this out yet ?!
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Then boom! Now she's your wife???

    I was expecting the story to go that way. <whistle>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nah ... was his sister ... boooooooooom !!
     
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    If it keeps 'em off the streets who am I to complain?
    I just think that this is the wrong time for it.
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    All the time is the wrong time for it
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He slipped after using the John. Fell, banged his head on the toilet bowl knocking himself out.

    He then drowned in ex-kfc poop water. Tragic way to go.

    Happened at work. Was 4 days before anyone realised he was missing.


    RIP Gerrez.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's a fun diversion when no football on. Very time consuming though. I rarely have time to participate.
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Was gonna say ... he's one of those whose mummified remains they find over a year after the fact, yeah probs in a local junk food pedlars cubicle
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Apparently no one thought it suspicious he was gone for so long. He'd regularly stay 48hrs on the toilet.
     
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    Some say ... he has a catalogue of takeaway menus in his bathroom so extensive it rivals any of the world's greatest libraries ... all we know is ...
     
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