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  1. hordenmackem

    hordenmackem Well-Known Member

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    Completely off topic.

    I have been talking to a woman over the phone the last probably 4 months to do with work and my god she sounds amazing. I had many a fantasy about what she looked like too.

    Anyway, I had an opportunity to meet her through business last week and holy **** was she a crocadilla pig. She made the birds in the Big Market look like super models. Completely crushed my fantasies.

    Has this happened to anyone else?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    at 3 pound 50 a minute i just pretend they are all Jessica Alba and not Judy Dench.
     
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  3. hordenmackem

    hordenmackem Well-Known Member

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    Haha, I was expecting something like this from you.
     
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  4. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    with a profile picture like that com i can see why phone sex is good for you :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  5. Commachio

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    dont say you dont like me pic..people moaned about the last one.
     
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  6. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    its a quality pic mate, seen some real nasty ones from ages ago that were caused by VD, not pretty.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    ever had a dose?
     
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  8. Commachio

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    does my signature pussy not drive you bonkers?

    im usually on my phone so dont see it. but on laptop now and the little twat is there drumming his little cat cat fingers..
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    I think he's cute as ****.
    I love his little chubby face.
     
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  10. mackemwelder

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    Yep, had a very similar experience with a French bird, she sounded fit as **** with that sexy French accent and then when I finally met her it was a massive let down. She wasn't ugly, just didn't look anything like she sounded, but we ended up good mates and socialised a lot when I was in Paris with work and we still keep in touch.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    Might have done?
     
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  13. Commachio

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    only once for me..nsu...****ing knacked.
     
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  14. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    not at all, i quite like it really :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  15. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    once for me too, had that umbrella thing the nurse poked down my japs eye to get a sample.....ouch!!
    There is a saying, there are non as pure as those that have been cured :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  16. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    Yes, similarly, spoke through work on phone . She had a smooth soft voice and we always had a nice social chat while talking the work. Asked her to a party and she said yes but backed out at the last minute saying she'd probably pretend not to be in when I called to pick her up. A while later a girl I worked with met her and told me she was actually about 6 foot 3, almost as wide and had had a severe clout with the ugly stick. Yet that voice, I can still imagine it.
     
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  17. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I said she WASN'T ugly FFS, that's gross.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    So have i reached your level where you say NO?
     
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  19. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Aye at the minute, but that's only cos i'm sober mate. A few drinks and who know's????
     
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