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Part-time football is the way forward for Conte's doped up Chelsea

 

Top 10? Oh yes please.

 

Arsenal's 'title challenge' over, HIAG???

 

To be honest with you, CFC, I don't think it ever really began. Ever since we took their 7-point advantage over us off them they've become a shadow of their former shadows.

 

Must be the worst title defence in prem history!

 

Leicester's (so far) amazing story has taken the heat off the chavs big time!

****s

 

It's a very sombre and sardonic mood over on the Gooners' board.

I think someone should put a link to the Samaritans on their "Rivals" thread.

 

A season where they were gift wrapped the league (in theory) but failed and have to watch a side that were relegation striken last season take the crown, as well as having to admit their north London rivals have finally emerged from their shadow.

But on and on Wenger will go.

 

Yeah, Wenger is forcing every Arsenal fan in the land to bend over and take a fat stiff Yid cock up the arse, and he feels aggrieved when he gets criticism off the fans!

It's hilarious!

 

I guarantee, give it about 3-4 months into the 2016/2017 season, and Wenger will be putting pen to paper on another 3 years.

 

Let's hope so, Lee.

The out-and-out comedy value of Wenger signing a three year extension on his contract (hopefully with a juicy uplift on pay) will be pure gold!

 

You get the feeling though that more and more the fans are turning against him, even the former die-hard Wengerites. I think the old Spitting Image bit sums up how most Goons feel these days about him:

 

Good choice, Lee. Sums it up perfectly.

 

It's not quite Cassette Boy standard, but it's not bad at all.

 

Wenger could go into doing advertisements for Ronseal when/if he retires from football, he would be the perfect choice.

 

Hey HIAG. Isn't it time to bump the PISKIE HIAG bet thread?

 

I used to think it was HIAG that was the insecure lapdog seeking approval from CFC to the FFP, his "dominant" other half. But clearly I had it the the wrong way round

 

They take turns tickling each other's bollocks depending on whose team is doing better.

 

Pixie, I love the way your missus "tickles" my bollocks.

And that's not "prison talk," mate.

 

Do you refer to your gay lover as 'missus' like Mr Biggins ?

That's not prison talk either