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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by grandpops, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    I thought you guys were all in Aldershot Roger.

    Never knew you were posted out in Maidstone.
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    it was split into two the nearest to the town and the crown pub was the heavy plant, and the one near the m2 was 36 engr regt. we started off in aldershot as you travel down the road towards the town you have the PT school on your left and swimming pool then the barracks on the right then the drop field for jumps and then 9 para on the corner before you turn left to go to the town about half a mile from the kentucky fried
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    1. Listerine
    Listerine was invented 133 years ago, first as a surgical antiseptic, but also as a cure for gonorrhea (don’t try that at home). An article from 1888 recommends Listerine "for sweaty feet, and soft corns, developing between the toes." Over the course of the next century, it was marketed as a refreshing additive to cigarettes, a cure for the common cold, and as a dandruff treatment. But it was in the 1920s that the powerful, germ-killing liquid finally landed on its most lucrative use as a magical cure for bad breath.

    2. Propecia
    Propecia, that ubiquitous drug used to treat male-pattern baldness, was originally marketed as Proscar, a drug to treat the benign enlargement of the prostate. After five years on the market in the 1990s, it became clear that one of the side effects of Proscar was – you can practically see the money signs flashing in the pharmaceutical marketers’ eyes – hair growth on bald men. Cha-ching!

    3. Viagra
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    Viagra, or Sildenafil, as it's officially known, was originally conceived as a treatment for hypertension, angina, and other symptoms of heart disease. But Phase I clinical trials revealed that while the drug wasn’t great at treating what it was supposed to treat, male test subjects were experiencing a rather unexpected side effect: erections. A few years later, in 1998, the drug took U.S. markets by storm as a treatment for penile dysfunction and became an overnight success. It now rakes in an estimated $1.9 billion dollars a year.

    4. Brandy
    Brandy, that delightful, caramel-colored after dinner drink, started off as a byproduct of transporting wine. About 900 years ago, merchants would essentially boil the water off of large quantities of wine in order to both transport it more easily, and save on customs taxes, which were levied by volume. After a while, a few of these merchants, bored perhaps after a long day on the road, dipped into their inventory and discovered that the concentrated, or distilled, wine actually tasted pretty darn good. Voila! Brandy was born.

    5. Coca-Cola
    Coca-Cola, one of the world’s most famous brand names, was originally invented as an alternative to morphine addiction, and to treat headaches and relieve anxiety. Coke’s inventor, John Pemberton — a Confederate veteran of the Civil War who himself suffered from a morphine addiction — first invented a sweet, alcoholic drink infused with coca leaves for an extra kick. He called it Pemberton’s French Wine Coca. It would be another two decades before that recipe was honed, sweetened, carbonated and, eventually, marketed into what it is today: the most popular soda in the world.

    6. Play-Doh
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    Play-Doh, that strange, brightly colored, salty clay that all of us grew up molding and poking (and, occasionally, nibbling), was first invented in the 1930s by a soap manufacturer named Cleo McVickers, who thought he’d hit upon a fantastic wallpaper cleaner. It wasn’t for another twenty years that McVicker’s son, Joseph, repurposed the goop as clay for pre-schoolers and called it Play-Doh, a product that remains wildly popular among the under-5 crowd today.
     
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  4. grandpops

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    Now that`s a proper post. <ok>
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    objection

    on the grounds he is hijacking the thread and trying to divert us away from sex.....MODERATOR NEEDED
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    Post of the year so far.
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    For a copy and paste? Give over man <laugh> Very interesting though.
     
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    That`s the point.
     
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  9. Blunham Mackem

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    I didn't think you'd written the bugger! <laugh>
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    I was at Aldershot - Normandy Barracks.
    2nd Batt.
    They moved out to Colchester.
     
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  11. seabreeze

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    Funny , there is an "Aldershot " in Nova Scotia , Canada that has live firing ranges for the basic training base in Cornwallis . Shot a rifle for the first time there in 1970 . Got posted on the other side of the country after basic training with the 3rd PPCLI Good times !
     
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  12. hordenmackem

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    Dirty Patricia!
     
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    Sounds like a Van Doo ....
     
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  14. hordenmackem

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    Nope, I live just outside Edmonton and my business partner is an ex Patricia and so is a couple of my neighbours
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    My Canadian accent is really coming along
     
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  16. hordenmackem

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    Bri, stop working on it! The ladies here will love your north east accent trust me ;)
     
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  17. Brian Storm

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    I love the Canadian accent though. Just ****ing love it. I've learnt from Trailer Park Boys. One of my favorite comedy's. Love Canadian Humor. Jim Carry, John Candy, Leslie Nielsen, Colin Mochrie and I just love Tom Green. I'm a massive soul fan so you can guess how much time I've got for Dan Aykroyd. I love Maple Syrup(Crazy expensive here) and want to learn to hunt. I want to have Canada's babies, but would settle for living there <laugh>
     
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  18. hordenmackem

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    I was gonna say hang on there a minute hahaha. I don't actually notice the accent on people anymore, but then I have been here nigh on 13 years now. The only accent that stands out is the Newfie accent, part Irish part ****ed up, lol.
     
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  19. Brian Storm

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    I bet yours is sounding pretty ****ed now too. A northeast/Candian fusion. Bet it's interesting <laugh>
     
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  20. hordenmackem

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    Yeah it does have its moments mate. After 23 yrs in the RAF it got watered down so I didn't have to keep repeating myself for the thick southerners who couldn't understand me, haha.
     
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