I was reading an article about the boffin types trying to find a superduper glue that would permanently stick anything to anything else. One of their experiments found a glue that would barely stick at all, the exact opposite of what they were looking for but they still found a use for it where that property was actually an asset. Them little claggy notelet thingies. Anybody else know of any more of that sort of thing?
Moist toilet paper, it was supposed to clean your arse as well but it was ditched coz you kept popping your finger thru, think it went on to be wet wipes.
Sounds like you're just a little too aggressive wiping your butt mate. You probably need more fibre in your diet
there i gan again think all guys are like mesell, never met a bent one yet or one who admitted it seen plenty on telly though
Nothing goes up my arse unless it's to do with health issues, had a lass once who wanted to poke her finger up, told her if she did I'd snap the ****er off.
You've obviously never worked in London mate! I think they're trying to make it compulsory down there!
dont forget the suzzies and basque and stockings under the uniform with crotchless nicks, dorty cows yum
Christian Benteke is a useful failure, I heard his toe is shaped perfectly to fit under the door that creaks at Melwood, so he's used as a door stop.
Gotta go, battery flat n the wife's putting her nursey outfit on. No doubt I'll read the smutty comments tom
